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Someone asked me about ur age. Well, I said: “The way u dress-19, ur skin-15, the way u speak-20, the way u walk-18. in total u look 72 years old.
Emotional Comedy:Dil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegi,dil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegi..par kabi socha na tha k surprise me wo apna Husband 7 layegi
WHY INDIA IS IN TROUBLE...POPULATION :100 CR. RETIRED =9 CR. CENTRAL GOVT=17CR. STATE GOVT=30 CR(BOTH DONT WORK).I.T. Professional =1 cr. (dont work for india).In school = 25 cr.under 5 yr.age= 1 cr. Unemployed= 15 cr.In hospital= 1.2 cr.Statics u find 7999998 person any time in jail.Then balance 2 r U me . U R BUSY IN PHILOSOPICAL THINKING. How can I handle INDIA ALONE?
70% of College studnts in d world r sufferin 4m AIDS. Can't blive, Bt itz true...! AIDS: Attendnce & Internal Marks Deficiency Syndrom
Most peoplehave 5 senses.Some peoplehave 6 senses.But u r blessedwith 7 senses.An extra senseisNON SENSE
In 1975,3 birds wer flyin n suddenly they died.Y?....Coz neeche gabbar singh bolta hai..Aadmi 3 aur goli 6,bahot nainsafi hai dishkyu-dishkyu-dishkyu
In a year I’m: 365 Days Dreaming of U… 8760 hours Thinking of U… 5,25,600 Minutes Missing U… 3,15,36,000 Seconds Treasuring U…
FRIENDSHIP is the rainbow between 2 hearts sharing 7 feelings of love,truth,happiness,sadness,help,secrets & most importent thing RESPECT.. FRIENDSHIP is the rainbow between 2 hearts sharing 7 feelings of love,truth,happiness,sadness,help,secrets & most importent thing RESPECT.. "Few Relations in Earth Never Die." Want 2 know what is it ? Read again.. (F)few (R)relations (I)in (E)earth (N)never (D)die
7 GOLDEN RULES TO BE HAPPY. 1.Never hate, 2.Dont worry, 3.Live simple, 4.Expect little,5.Give a lot, 6.Always smile, 7.Have a friend like me.
9Planets 8directions 7wonders 6senses 5continents 4seasons 3choices 2genders and ONE FRIEND LIKE U Makes difference..
There r 8 billion people around the world. I don’t know why I keep on messaging u. may be because 7999999999 can’t replace a single friend like u.
7 days make a lovely week, 4 weeks make a lovely month, 12 months make a lovely year and knowing someone like u makes a lovely life.