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HRITHIK:Aaj Mere pass 14Car hai,8 Bikes hai,4 Bunglow hai,Farm house hai..... Tumhare pass kya hai? ABHISHEK:Mere baap ke sir pe bal hai!
Passengr 2 Bus-Conducto Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rahete Ho?Conductr- 24 Ghante!P- Wo Kaise?Cond- "8 Ghante BUS Me Baki 16 Ghante BIWI KE BAS ME"
Wife saw sign board Banarasi sari 10/- Nylon sari 8/- Cotton sari 5/- Wife:give me 500 Rs I'll buy manyHsbnd=Andhi,ye istri ki dukan hai
Wife to husband: see breaking news.. 80 yr old man ne shaadi kar li.Husband: sari umar samazdari se bitayi, akhri me bewakufi kar hi di
A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.
Life is an echo; all comes back, the gud, the bad, the false, and the true. So, give the world the best u have & the best will come back to u. Have a gr8 day.
Wishing you 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun, 365 days of success, 8760 hours of good health, 525600 minutes of good luck & 31536000 seconds of Joy forever.gd mrng
HARDWORK=H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%ONLY. BUT ATTITUDE=A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%. SO A PERSON WITH RIGHT"ATTITUDE IS ALWAYS A WINNER".gd mrng
Being perfect doesnt mean dat everythng is perfect .It means dat u hv decided 2 look beyond imperfections. Have a gr8 day
WishingUonefine DAY!NO wOrries,NO hUrries,NO hangups,NO stress,NO lOss,NO tension,No depresion,No bad moods,Wishing U gr8 day..GOOD Mrng!
Tin tin tin tin tin8 msgs recivd1Helo2Hw r u3Wht ru doing4Dnt frget me5I miss u6Bye7God bless u8Remmbr me in ur prayrs always.GD MRNG
Nevr get discouraged, bcoz nothng gr8 is ever achieved without patience&hope.Remembr,It is often d last key in d bunch dat opens d door.GM