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Cloz Ur eYes & Imagine My Smiley face My Lovely eYes My Pink_Lips My Brown_Hair Done!Ok Mubbarak Ho Aapne EID Ka Chand Dekh Liya

Tum Meri Valentine Ho Chanda Say Barh Kay ” SHINE ” Ho Aankhon Say Tum Ko Peeta Hoon Sab Say Super “WINE” Ho Gar Pyaar Main Tum Ko Number Doon Ten Out Of ” NINE ” Ho Koii Dost Nahi Ab Teray Siwa Tum Meri Thi Tum ” Mine ” Ho Jeeta Hoon Tum Ko Dekh Kar Main Tum Pyaar Ka Aisa ” SIGN ” Ho Tum Saadi Achi Lagti Ho Jo Makeup Karo Tu “DINE ” Ho

Yado ni nav laine nikadyo 6u dariya ma,prem na ek tipa mate nikadyo 6u varsad ma,khabar 6 malvano nathi sath safar ma,6ta chand ne shodhva nikadyo 6u amas ma

Nirkhi tenu rup chand pan harkhai che.Baag kera ful tene joine karmay che.Pan ishwar ni kevi vichitra kalabadha ne SHARMAVNARI mane joi SHARMAY chhe.

Tame avya zndgi ma ane zndg khili gai, shodhto hato taro ane chandni mali gai, Tarvani Nathi Ichcha Have,zndg km dubavi Prem ma te samjai gai.

Ek Nava Chandr Mala Tuzya Rupat Disla Nakalat Maza Jiv Mag Tyachya MadhePhasla..

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

Santasingh dials a no..A girl receives it. Santa who r u? Girl seeta here..santa oye maine to chandigarh phne kiya tha,ye ayodhya kaise pahunch gaya?

Santa and Banta are waiting at a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the door. Banta leans inside and asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to Chandigarh?" The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm Sorry." At this Santa leans inside, smiles and twitters, "Will it take ME?"

Tum chandar mukhi main sooraj mukhi..Main tum say dukhi tum mujh say dukhi..Tum chut per jao aur chalang lagao...Phir main bhe sukhi aur tum bhe sukhi..!

Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA But girraffe was not eating. Why? Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND