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aaj door se hi koi salaam kar gaya, apni yadon ka gulaam kar gaya , apni zindagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas, aaj wohi hume nilaam kar gaye……..
Kahne ko Hamare pas shabd nahi he, Bhejne ko naye sms nahi he, par Dilse ek bat Jarur ati he,Apna khyal Rakhiyega,Q ki Hamare pas aap Jaisa dusra DOST Nahi he
Dil ki bat dilme mat rkhna,Jo pasand ho use ILU kehna,Agar wo itrai,gusse me aaye,To darna mat rakhi nikalna & kehna pyari behna milti rehna
Zamane ke darr se teri tasvir toilet mein chupa rakhi hai, Didar ho tera bar bar isiliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai….
Jo safar ki shuruat karte he,wo manzil ko paar karte he,Bus 1 Bar chalne kahosla rakhiye,Aap jaise musafiro ka to raste b intzar karte he,
Zeher vekh ke pita ta ki pita, ishq soch ke kita te ki kita, dil de ke je dil len di umeed rakhi, eho jeha pyar kita te ki kita.
Asi hanjua nal yaari pa laini,Asi dukha nal yaari pa laini,Tu bhul ji beshak yaad rakhi,Asi teri yaada ch zindgi gwa laini.
Yaara, yaari da maan rakhi, Dimaag ch nai meri Dil ch pehchaan rakhi, Main vi manga dua ik Rab kolo, Mere yaar nu har Dukh toh anjaan rakhi.
Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ? Santa: Ki karda master g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
Ek shrabi roz SHIV mandir pe sir tekta tha.Ek din Pujari ne SHIV murti ki jagah GANESH murti rakhi.Shrabi aya,dekha bola Chotu,papa se bolna main aya tha..
Snta 2 a doc: Apne nurse bahut achchi rakhi hai, uska hath lagte hi me theek ho gaya. Dc: Janta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe b sunai di thi ..
A boy prpose a GIRLin new way:- Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA . . .