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Chand pe ghataye jati to hogi, Sitaro ko bhi nind Aati to hogi, Aaine me dekhakar sach sach kehna, Tumhe Apni shakal par hasi Aati to hogi.
Hu main Dr jahan,Meri wife hai nurse waha.Ye kaisa zulm sehna PADTA hai,Mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai!!
Hum Gaye The unke Ghar Kehna Tha Dil se Dil Milalo Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza Hum Ghabra Ke Bole Aunty Bachho ko POLIO Ki Dawa Pilwa Lo..
Zindagi me kabhi tension mat lena, bindas hoke I LOVE U kehna, agar rose ke badle sandal mile to, kehna pyaari Behna sada khush rehna..!
Bhejkar sms dil se yaad kiya,sabse pehle tumhe Valentine Day Wish kiya,fir na kehna aapko bhula diya,ab naa koi bahana hoga,hamari kasam aapko hamara sms padhkar muskurana hoga.."Happy Valentines Day"
A4_apkoB4_bahot bahotC4_chori choriD4_dil seE4_EK Bar mil krE4_face to faceG4_gale mil kr.H4_hum tum ko kehna chahte hai.I MISS U
Aap ke liye hum aansoon baha sakte hai, Chahe to duniya ki sari hadae tod sakte hai, Ab sirf yahi hai hamare dil ka kehna, Ki aap bas hamesha hamare paas rehna.
Manvi na mansuba no taag kadi jadto nathi,kevi karamat kudrat ni 1 sarkha manvi kadi ghadto nathi,tara vina nahi jivi saku m kehnar, kadi sathe marto nathi.
Sardar 2 his kid Teri mummy muje "A G" kehkar kyun bulati hai? Kid "kyunki, Mummy smart hai. Isliye bhare bazaar me Abe gadhe(A G) Kehna Sabhyata nahi hoti!
PATI:phon mere liye ho to kehna me ghar pe nahi. biwi phon utha k boli who ghar pe hai, PATI:mene mana kiya fir bhi. BIWI:ji wo mere liyetha
Ek Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya,Counter clerk asks-Kuch kehna chahte ho ? Sharabi-Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hai....
Mummy:jo mera sabse jyada kehna manega,usse hi me ye saari toffies dungiSonu:tab to ye saari toffee papa ko hi milengi.