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sapne to sirf

sapne to sirf sapne hote hai,apne to fir bhi apne hote hai,tum chaho to sapno ko apna banana magar apno ko kabhi sapna mat banana...!!!!

Zindagi zakhmo se

Zindagi zakhmo se bhari hai, waqt ko marham banana seekh lo. Harna toh hai hi maut ke hatho ek din, Filhaal zindagi ko jeena seekh lo dost

Kanto se daaman

Kanto se daaman uljhana meri aadat hai dil mein paraya dard basana meri aadat hai jin ko duniya ne thukraya aise logo ko apnana meri aadat hai.

Nafrat Unse Karo

Nafrat Unse Karo Jo Bhulana Jante Ho.Gussa Unse Karo Jo Manana Jante Ho.Pyar unse Karo Jo Dil Todana Jante Ho Aur Dosti Unse Karo Jo Nibhana Jante Ho.

Ab aur Manzile

Ab aur Manzile pane ki harsat nahi Kisi ke yad me mar jane ki fitrat nahi Aap jese dost jabse mile Kisi Aur ko dost banana ki jarurat nahi

Jio itna ki

Jio itna ki marna mushkil ho jaye, Haso itna ki rona mushkil ho jaye, Kisise'DOSTI' banana achhi bat hai, Magar nibhao itna ki bhulana mushkil ho jaye.

Shadi karna tha

Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue, ab TAZ banana chahta hu, par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!

Pyar to humein

Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha.. par afsoos ke.... loan pass nahi hua..

Mere Din PHIR

Mere Din PHIR se Sawar de,Bus Ek bar PHIR Sensex sudhar de Ruthi Nifty ko manana hai Tute Index Ko sajana hai Margin Ke 2 paise se PHIIR se ASHIANA banana hai

11 girls ask the

11 girls ask the fruit seller to give 11 banana. FruitselleI m not selling less than 12 bananas. 1girl said 'le le yaar,1 kha lenge.'

Q. WHAT DID BANTA

Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL? A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.

Memon: Yeh kaila

Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeepe1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

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