Once a donkey kickd a sardar n ran away. Sardar ran 2 catch d donkey, he saw a zebra n strtd beatng it n said "track suit pehen ke aaya to mai pahchanunga nahi kya? ..."
Ek bhoot doosre bhoot se : Tujhe kisi se dar nahi lagta? 2sra : nahin 1st : kabhi sardar dekha hai? 2ra: sardar vardar kuch nahi hota, sab man ka vaham hai
Promise me we are true friends.. U r the sky I am the bird. You are the speech I am the word. You are the roti I am Bhaji. I am the joke and you are my sardarji
He made a local call Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.
