SMS Messages52 messages

L is for lust O is for over v is for very loveable e is for ever the 4 signs of love

Tum Meri Valentine Ho Chanda Say Barh Kay ” SHINE ” Ho Aankhon Say Tum Ko Peeta Hoon Sab Say Super “WINE” Ho Gar Pyaar Main Tum Ko Number Doon Ten Out Of ” NINE ” Ho Koii Dost Nahi Ab Teray Siwa Tum Meri Thi Tum ” Mine ” Ho Jeeta Hoon Tum Ko Dekh Kar Main Tum Pyaar Ka Aisa ” SIGN ” Ho Tum Saadi Achi Lagti Ho Jo Makeup Karo Tu “DINE ” Ho

Banta:Where was the Decleration of Independence signed? Santa Singh:at the bottom.

Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said, "Clean Toilets 8 Kms." By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets

Teacher: Why are you late? santa: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? santa: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

CID- Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr their wrk? SardaSir,I Think they are uneducated, if they were educated, they would leave their signature for you.

Santa-Ye 10 lakh ka cheque kisko de rahe ho?? Banta-apne bhai ko. Santa-apna sign to kar do. Banta-nahi. Main apna naam gupt rakhna chahta hu.

Santa-Doctor,This MedicineIs Not Available At Any Medical Store.Doctor=Oh Sorry,I Forgot To Write The MedicineThat Was My Signature.

Santa sent Rs10000 unsigned cheque to PM's Flood Relief Fund & wrote"Cheque is unsigned bcoz, I do not want any publicity..

A Sardar saw a very high BSNL tower & Redlight glowing on d top & said "India is developing fast,see there are traffic signals 4 Aeroplane

Ek Dehati aurat chequecash karwane bank gyi Clerk:Sign karo Aurat:Kaise?Clerk:Jaise khat kaakhir me karti ho She wrote:AAP K MUNNEKI MAA

Wife saw sign board Banarasi sari 10/- Nylon sari 8/- Cotton sari 5/- Wife:give me 500 Rs I'll buy manyHsbnd=Andhi,ye istri ki dukan hai