Friends are like asian paints

Friends are like asian paints
Friends are like asian paints 'duniya badal de'. Girlfriends are like everest masale 'taste mein best'. Wife is like mosquito coil 'dhoond dhoond ke maare!'
  

Jan, 13 2012     156 chars (1 sms)     808 views       Funny

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