A student asked 2

A student asked 2 write a signboard 4 d traffic rules near college campushe wrote;"Drive carefully! Don't kill students, wait for teachers"

Jan, 13 2012 139 chars (1 sms) 1010 views Funny

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Padhai karo fail

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Do u know similarity

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist.

There r only 2

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if I was a Painter

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I Know Alcohol's bad

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I saw six men

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Duniya mein bewafai

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Sun wouldn’t be red,

Sun wouldn’t be red, Sea wouldn’t be blue, I wouldn’t be happy, Without disturbing u.

Vo kaun hai?

Vo kaun hai? * Jo ISHQ me hai? * Jo MANN me hai? * Jo DIL me hai? * magar DHADKAN me nahi? Jyada soch mat STUPID Vo hai AMIR KHAN

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