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A student asked 2
A student asked 2 write a signboard 4 d traffic rules near college campushe wrote;"Drive carefully! Don't kill students, wait for teachers"
  
Jan, 13 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     989 views       Funny

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Mon to Sun,
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There r only 2
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Unlike others, your
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Next generation Child
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The most effective
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Height Of Confusion
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I saw six men
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India is a peace
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Bazu-o-mein dum
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