Q :- How do you

Q :- How do you
Q :- How do you tell a rose to go to the moon? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A :- Gulab Jamoon.
  

Jan, 13 2012     93 chars (1 sms)     953 views       Funny

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What a man want?Ek ladki jo Pyaar dey Ek ladiki jo Accha khana banayeEk ladki jo usse Dil se chaheAur??Teeno ladkiyan 1 dusre se na mile
No matter how high the sky is, How deep the ocean is, How strong the wind is, How wide the river is, I just want to tell YOU…. They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS
The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.
Why do women wear watches on their right hand and men on their left hand?......To see the time,what else.!?
U hav cute eyes. U hav swt nose. U hav smart look.U hav sharp brain.Oh no!Phir se galat number pe send ho gaya.
I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.
ek din Tarzan Jangal me ja raha tha usne maraa huaa cheeta dekha or bola oh my God MY New under wear
Gajini Dekhne K Baad Ye Ehsas Hua Ki Hum B Aamir Khan Se Kuch kum Nhi Hai Hum BiBi Ki Sunte H Samjte H Fir 15 Min Baad Sab Bhul Jate Hai.
Winter comes again and again. Summer comes again and again, but a person like u never comes again and again because God never makes a mistake again and again.
|| Height OfSelf-Confidence ||Teacher ToStudent:"You Are Late ...?"Student:"Late .. !!!Who Me ... ?No Way Sir ! I'm Alive..."
God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law