Q :- How do you

Q :- How do you tell a rose to go to the moon? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A :- Gulab Jamoon.

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so,sweet ur smile. so,sweet ur style. so sweet ur voice. u c how sweetly i lie.

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What is the height

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Difference between a man

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A student asked 2

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Why do women

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Don't take life

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Wats d diff btwn Pongal

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An engineering student

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.

Ek chipkali ne gana

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