Apni raah par

Apni raah par
Apni raah par badhte chalo,kisi ki parwa mat karo,jahan dil kahe wahan chalo,jo aage hai unse aage niklo, tabhi tum ache Rickshawala banoge
  

Jan, 13 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1155 views       Funny

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