Khuda kare tujhe

Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile, meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile

Jan, 13 2012 140 chars (1 sms) 966 views Funny

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