Khuda kare tujhe

Khuda kare tujhe
Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile, meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile
  

Jan, 13 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     852 views       Funny

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