Teacher:I wish

Teacher:I wish
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
  

Jan, 17 2012     89 chars (1 sms)     856 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A lady gave an advertisement in the classifieds : "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a 100 letters. They all said da same thing : "U can have mine"
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.
Boy: I am not rich like akash, I don't even have a big car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about akash.
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