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Teacher:I wish
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
  
Jan, 17 2012     89 chars (1 sms)     1054 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher: Now, Johny
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TEACHER : What a pair
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Q:Define a true
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Man: Whisper those
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Why do elephants
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History Teacher : From
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School girl : I
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Every man wants
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Lady1:"What do
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Devdas’s matrimonial
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