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FATHEHow r ur grades, son?SON: Under water, Dad.FATHEUnder water? What do u mean?SON: They're below C level.
  

Jan, 17 2012     108 chars (1 sms)     1325 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners
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Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
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TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?” PAPPU : “Because George still had the axe in his hand?”
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Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them. Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
Mr.bean said to his GirlFriend"I luv u"& fell down. Again Told"I luv u"&fell down.Girl: y u r doing like this? Mr.bean: I am falling in love