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FATHEHow r ur grades, son?SON: Under water, Dad.FATHEUnder water? What do u mean?SON: They're below C level.
  

Jan, 17 2012     108 chars (1 sms)     998 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
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I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.
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young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married
TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens