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Devdas’s matrimonial
Devdas’s matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No bar! Luks no bar! Caste No Bar! But gal’s father shoul have his own Bar.
  
Jan, 17 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     1569 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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TEACHER : PAPPU, give
TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”. PAPPU : I is… TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.” PAPPU : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Teacher:I wish
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
Q: If a Devil catches
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Dad:Why aren't
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Gal: Do u have
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Sam to Ram:Did
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A sardar was
A sardar was always teasing his wife "Teen bachon ki maa". One day she got angry & teased him back "ek bache ka baap
Q:There is always
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Q:Define a true
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In A Book Shop
In A Book Shop Prospective Husband : Do U hav a Book Called "Man, de Master of Women". SalesGirl : d fiction Dept is on d Other Side,Sir
Q. What do men
Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
Question Girl :
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