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T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners
  
Jan, 17 2012     64 chars (1 sms)     937 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q: Why do brides
Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
Teache Give An
Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Boy: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…
Movie director
Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor.Actor:what if i die?director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene
Commerce professor
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
Q: Why are husbands
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!
Customer: Waiter,
Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up? Waiter: I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
Teacher:"Now,
Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?" Student:"Brotherly love
Husband 1: Why
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
Why do bosses
Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.
Man runs home
Man runs home shouting pack your bags honey, i just won 10 million in lottery. wife: Do i pack for beach or Resort ? Man : Who cares? just pack and get lost.
Teacher:The best
Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---
Why do u take
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open

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