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T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners
  

Jan, 17 2012     64 chars (1 sms)     958 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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School girl : I dont want to take SEX EDUCATION class Teacher : Why not? School girl : Someone told me FINAL EXAM would be oral!
What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind
Sir:Can ppl tell the future with cards?Sam:My mom can.Sir:Really?Sam:1 look at my report card n she wll tel me wot happens whn dad gets home
Pappu: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Jeeto: Well, you have done the right thing. Pappu: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap
A lady gave an advertisement in the classifieds : "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a 100 letters. They all said da same thing : "U can have mine"
TeacheHarbhajan is male or female? Student: Female. TeacheHow? Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" jonny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"