Sir:Tom,wot wud

Sir:Tom,wot wud happen if there is a3rd world war?Tom:Tht wud be terrible.Sir:Why?Tom:There wll be another chapter in our history book

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Sir:B quiet boys

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Husband: Today is

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Man calls mental

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Sardar to Mali :

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