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Sir:Tom,wot wud happen if there is a3rd world war?Tom:Tht wud be terrible.Sir:Why?Tom:There wll be another chapter in our history book
  
Jan, 17 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     2210 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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