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Sir:Tom,wot wud
Sir:Tom,wot wud happen if there is a3rd world war?Tom:Tht wud be terrible.Sir:Why?Tom:There wll be another chapter in our history book
  
Jan, 17 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     2633 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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WIFE: What Should
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An englishman, bihari
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Lady sitting on
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TeacheHow come you
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Frnd1: u have
Frnd1: u have married with 1 of the twin sisters, how do u recognize ur wife? Frnd2: why should I ? : )
What is the next
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
Q: Why did the
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Q: If a devil
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TEACHER : Now, Simon,
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
Son asks father
Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential? Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential
Wife: Why are
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
Boy: Mummy, if
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