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Sir:Tom,wot wud
Sir:Tom,wot wud happen if there is a3rd world war?Tom:Tht wud be terrible.Sir:Why?Tom:There wll be another chapter in our history book
  
Jan, 17 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     2993 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q:Why most men
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What is D diff.
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A lady gave an
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TeacheHow come you
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A girl comes late
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Judge to accused:
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Movie director
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Do you want to
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Little Johnny: Teacher,
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A cop stops a
A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going? I'm going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism. At night? And who will give a lecture?My wife and mother-in-law!
Height of kanjoosi:
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Physics teachr saw
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