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Honey, when we
Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows." "But I don't have any, my love." "I said, when we get married"
  
Jan, 17 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     1063 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Little Johnny: Teacher,
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Man Conducting Marketing
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Man:I'm looking
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He said... Do
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Wife:Yester-night
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Wife: I hate the
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What's the quietest
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Man: Whisper those
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A police recruit was
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Q:There is always
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