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Honey, when we
Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows." "But I don't have any, my love." "I said, when we get married"
  
Jan, 17 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     1128 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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English Teacher: Make
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Two beggars met.
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Wife:Wherever we
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Movie director
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Man1: I do not
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A new Boy joins
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Two flies order
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Teacher:I wish
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I went to see the
I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.
A girl phoned
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In A Book Shop
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A pathan want 2
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