Why do bosses

Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

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TeacheHow come you

TeacheHow come you do not comb your hair? Boy: No comb, Sir. TeacheUse your dad's then. Boy: No hair, Sir.

Teacher:What was

Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down

Girl: Do U love

Girl: Do U love me?Boy:'Ofcourse darling i do. Girl:Wil U luv me after marriage also? Boy:Tht depends on ur husband. If he allows Me 2 luv u.

Q. What do men

Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.

1st thief:Oh !

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Q:Why most men

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A boy goes to

A boy goes to see a cabare dance.His mom gets angry & asks him:Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?Boy:Yes,I saw DAD

Boy: Mummy, if

Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..

Husband 1: Why

Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!

Can I go to

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