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Why do bosses
Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.
  
Jan, 17 2012     74 chars (1 sms)     1134 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A boy saw a
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Teacher:The best
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Dost Ko Dost
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Wife:Wherever we
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Two beggars met.
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TeacheHarbhajan is
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Man: Whisper those
Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
Lady2Doc:let
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Srdr : What is the
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Teacher : Which is
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JUDGE:WHY did
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