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Why do bosses
Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.
  
Jan, 17 2012     74 chars (1 sms)     1205 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Little Johnny: Teacher,
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Man calls mental
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TEACHER : Winnie
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Boy Asks A Girl:
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I asked my wife,
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Teachefour beautiful ladies
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Man: Whisper those
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A woman was sitting
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Customer: Waiter,
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An American couple
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