Why do bosses

Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

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What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!

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Question Girl :

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Two men were

Two men were talking at a party. "I," said the first,"only believe half of what people tell me." "Why ?" "I'm a lawyer." "I believe twice what people tell me." "What are you ?" "A tax inspector."

Wife: I hate the

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Why dogs don't

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Q: Why do brides

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Two Cockroach were

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Teache Give An

Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Boy: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…

Husband says"When

Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife replied"What makes you think I'd want another man like you?!!!".

teachewat is the

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Boy Asks A Girl:

Boy Asks A Girl: Can U Dance With Me. GIRL: I Dont Dance With a Child.. BOY: Sorry, I did not Know U were Pregnant.

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