Why do bosses

Why do bosses
Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.
  

Jan, 17 2012     74 chars (1 sms)     1039 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Kid: 'Mom who is God?'Mom:'God is neither male nor fmale,not child,not adult,not blak not white &he loves children'Kid:'Oh! Michael Jakson!'
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Thief : quickly hand over your purse I have a gun Lady : here take it Thief : ha! ha! no bullets in my gun. Lady : ha! ha! no money in my purse
Wife going to Wife returns. Husband:-where is my gift? Wife:-wait 4 9months. London. Wife:-Do u want anything from England? Husband:-ya... English girl.
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