Elephant &Ant were

Elephant &Ant were
Elephant &Ant were walking on a bridgeThen D elephant lookd down 2the river Sudenly ant Bited D elephant.Why?Bcoz ants wife was bathing in D river.
  

Jan, 17 2012     147 chars (1 sms)     1010 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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