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History TeacheFrom where to where did the mughals rule?Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Wife:Wherever we keep d money, our son steals it.I don't know what to do about itHus: Keep it in his ENGINEERING books. He'l never touch.

A sardar was always teasing his wife "Teen bachon ki maa". One day she got angry & teased him back "ek bache ka baap

Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open

Teache"Where is Himalaya?"Student: "Madam, I dont know."Teache"Dont know?? Stand on the desk."Student: "I still cant see.

What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.

Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---

Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

School girl : I dont want to take SEX EDUCATION class Teacher : Why not? School girl : Someone told me FINAL EXAM would be oral!

humne suna hai ishq mein ratoin ki neend udda jati hai plzzzzzzz koi humse bhi ishq karo hume ratoin ko neend bahut aati hai.

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife

The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..

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