History TeacheFrom

History TeacheFrom
History TeacheFrom where to where did the mughals rule?Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.
  

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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
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Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
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Wife: u know, husband and wife are not allowed 2 be together in heaven!!! Husband: yes, that's y it's called heaven