History TeacheFrom

History TeacheFrom
History TeacheFrom where to where did the mughals rule?Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.
  

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What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
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Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father
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