History TeacheFrom

History TeacheFrom
History TeacheFrom where to where did the mughals rule?Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.
  

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Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.
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