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Son: Dad, what is an
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.
  
Jan, 17 2012     212 chars (2 sms)     1038 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Men who have
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Hus: Do you know
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Customer: Waiter,
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Teacher: "Can anybody
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Boy- From the
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A new Boy joins
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A boy goes to
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Boy Asks A Girl:
Boy Asks A Girl: Can U Dance With Me. GIRL: I Dont Dance With a Child.. BOY: Sorry, I did not Know U were Pregnant.
Man receives telegram:
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Wats d Diff btwn own Wife
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Dad: if u Pass i
Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.Son: if i fail?Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.Son: why?Dad: To Open Cycle Shop.
A man phones a
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