young girl praying:

young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married

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Lady1:"What do

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D bos came

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Teacher:Draw A

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Husband 1: Why

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DAD TO SON: When

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There was this lover

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Gal: Do u have

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Every man wants

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somu:mobile bill kitna

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What is the next

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