Husband 1: Why

Husband 1: Why
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
  

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Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
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