Husband 1: Why

Husband 1: Why
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
  

Jan, 17 2012     123 chars (1 sms)     1513 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!
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Wife: u know, husband and wife are not allowed 2 be together in heaven!!! Husband: yes, that's y it's called heaven
Wife was teaching English Grammar to her husband. Wife- 'I am Beautiful.' Which tense is this? Husband- Past Tense.-
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