Wife: Why are

Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

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young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married

Boy: I am not

Boy: I am not rich like akash, I don't even have a big car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about akash.

Wife: Darling today

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

What's the quietest

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

What does Santa

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Man: God, how

Man: God, how long is a million years to you? God: A second. Man: How much is $ 1 Million to you? God: A cent. Man: Can I borrow a cent? God: Wait a second. =)

TEACHER : Now, PAPPU

TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

Sardar to Mali :

Sardar to Mali : Go and water the garden. Mali : It's raining outside. Sardar : Bloody don't give excuses. Take umbrella and go.

Hus: Do you know

Hus: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It is Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE: No darling, its : With Idiot For Ever

Do you want to

Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud

T'CHER:What do

T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners

Physics teachr saw

Physics teachr saw boy slepin Askd "Telme da unit f power" Boy woke up n said-"What sir?" Teachr exclaimd"Ok Gud Sit Down!" What=WATT!

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