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Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

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Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father

Boy Asks A Girl: Can U Dance With Me. GIRL: I Dont Dance With a Child.. BOY: Sorry, I did not Know U were Pregnant.

Boy: Y did Gandhiji have no hair on his head? TeacheIts sign of inteligence Boy: Now i undrstand y girls have so long hair!...

Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything

Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything

WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day." HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one

In A Book Shop Prospective Husband : Do U hav a Book Called "Man, de Master of Women". SalesGirl : d fiction Dept is on d Other Side,Sir

Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!

What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail

Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!

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