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Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!

Wats d Diff btwn own Wife & Other's Wife..??Own Wife is CHOCLATE can have Any Time..Other's Wife is like ICECREAM should have Immediately

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JUDGE:WHY did U Shoot Ur Wife instead of shooting her LOVER?MAN:Ur Honour, it\'s Easier 2 Shoot a WOMAN once,than ----SHOOTING a Man Every Month

Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.Son: if i fail?Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.Son: why?Dad: To Open Cycle Shop.

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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

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Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself

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