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Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Physics teachr saw boy slepin Askd "Telme da unit f power" Boy woke up n said-"What sir?" Teachr exclaimd"Ok Gud Sit Down!" What=WATT!

Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud

Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself

TeacheHarbhajan is male or female? Student: Female. TeacheHow? Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"

DAD TO SON: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger. son: I START CLEANING TOILET DAD: how does that satisfies u? SON:i clean with ur tooth brush

What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.

Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then

Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

Man-i want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me for six months now! Judge-better think it over! Wives like that are hard 2 get!

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