Wife: Why are

Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

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T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners

Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!

Sir:Can ppl tell the future with cards?Sam:My mom can.Sir:Really?Sam:1 look at my report card n she wll tel me wot happens whn dad gets home

Wife:Yester-night

Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!

Commerce professor

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

I went to see the

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

Teache"Where is

Teache"Where is Himalaya?"Student: "Madam, I dont know."Teache"Dont know?? Stand on the desk."Student: "I still cant see.

A lady had 8 sons

A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.

There was this lover

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!

TEACHER : Now, PAPPU

TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

A boy saw a

A boy saw a Beautiful Gal. He went & kissed her... GAL : "Stupid...! What're U doing...??" boy : "B Com final year...And U ??"

Teacher: Johny,

Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"? Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher: No, that's wrong Manu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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