Wife: Why are

Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

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Teacher : Peter,why are you late for school again? PeteWell, Miss,I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time

FathWhich r d 2

FathWhich r d 2 hardest things U learnt in College?Son: Opening Beer botles wth teeth & Lighting Cigarete wth only 1 Match Left In Heavy wind!

What did one magnet

What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.

da cocktail party

da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."

Boy Asks A Girl:

Boy Asks A Girl: Can U Dance With Me. GIRL: I Dont Dance With a Child.. BOY: Sorry, I did not Know U were Pregnant.

Young Son: Is it

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.

He said... Do

He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!

Teacher:The best

Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---

Man: Whisper those

Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself

When I was young

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness

What is the height of mixed

What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes

Whats the height

Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!

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