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Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
  

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TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won't work, one of them to scream "Wouuuu-Wouuuuu" and the other - "Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red.."
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.
Raj: Meet my wife Divya. Ajay: Oh, I know her... Raj: How? Ajay: We had been sleeping together. Raj: What the Hell? Ajay: 10 years ago, in our History classes..
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything
Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.Son: if i fail?Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.Son: why?Dad: To Open Cycle Shop.
What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir