Wife: Why are

Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

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A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.

Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.Son: if i fail?Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.Son: why?Dad: To Open Cycle Shop.

What do u call i

What do u call if Bill Gate's mothr gets bored.?BEAT THISAny guess?MOTHERBOARD!Gud nite

Man-i want a divorce

Man-i want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me for six months now! Judge-better think it over! Wives like that are hard 2 get!

What did Tarzan say

What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!

What does Santa

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Girl: Will you love

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Q:Define a true

Q:Define a true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole is using his ears & not his eyes.

Teacher: "Can anybody

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" jonny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."

Man calls mental

Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27. Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty. Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.!

Men who have

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Why does history

Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !

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