Wife: Why are

Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

First Lady-"If you dont love your husband why dont you divorce him???"2nd Lady-Oh I hate him so much that I dont want to see him haappy

Santa's wife dies.

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously... Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again

Reporter: How does

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

Commerce professor

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

A cop stops a

A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going? I'm going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism. At night? And who will give a lecture?My wife and mother-in-law!

I went to see the

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

Dad : Son, what

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

A police recruit was

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

Teacher: "Can anybody

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" jonny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."

Frnd1: u have

Frnd1: u have married with 1 of the twin sisters, how do u recognize ur wife? Frnd2: why should I ? : )

Q. What do men

Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.

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