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Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
  

Jan, 17 2012     72 chars (1 sms)     1405 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
Boy:My Gf broke up wth me & sent me d Kissng pics of her & her new Bf Frnd: Oh.its 2 bad Boy: Ya I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad
Teen boy:Dad I want to be like Ghandhiji Dad:Good why not..!Boy:Thanx Dad so lets start with marriage as Gandhiji were married at age of 14
Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
A girl comes late to class.TeacheY r u late?Girl: One boy was following me.T: So what?Girl: The boy was walking slowly.
Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began, "You ve been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed." When do we get started?"…
judge-what you do? prisnor-This & that judge-where you live? prisnor-here&there judge(to policeman)-Arrest him. prisnor-when i will come out judge-sooner&later
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
A boy saw a Beautiful Gal. He went & kissed her... GAL : "Stupid...! What're U doing...??" boy : "B Com final year...And U ??"