Wife: Why are

Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

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Sam to Ram:Did

Sam to Ram:Did U kill mosquitoes?Yes.But why they still bite me at night?They must be widows of the dead ones.

Why dogs don't

Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Teacher:What was

Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down

School girl : I

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Q: If a devil

Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.

Husband: Today is

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

One day a man

One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

T'CHER:What do

T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners

Man calls mental

Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27. Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty. Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.!

Wife was teaching

Wife was teaching English Grammar to her husband. Wife- 'I am Beautiful.' Which tense is this? Husband- Past Tense.-

Do you want to

Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud

indian- i have

indian- i have 4 sister n 3 brothers what abt u? American-i hav no sis or no bro but i hav 4 moms frm 1st dad n 5 dads frm my 1st mom

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