Wife: Why are

Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

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Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir

Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential? Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential

Somu:2day my

Somu:2day my pocket got picked but my wif saved me raj:Did she catch d thief? Somu:No man!She often removes most of d cash frm my Pocket

What do you

What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail

What is the next

What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise

Commerce professor

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

I asked my wife,

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

young girl praying:

young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married

Raj: Meet my

Raj: Meet my wife Divya. Ajay: Oh, I know her... Raj: How? Ajay: We had been sleeping together. Raj: What the Hell? Ajay: 10 years ago, in our History classes..

Teacher:The best

Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---

Teacher: Now, Johny

Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

A father to his

A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.

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