Q:Why most men

Q:Why most men
Q:Why most men prefer to kiss women's lips? Ans:Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman's mouth.
  

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Mr A: my wife kisses me every night when I get home. Mr B: mine too, but only 2 c if I have been drinking.