Q:Why most men

Q:Why most men prefer to kiss women's lips? Ans:Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman's mouth.

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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! PAPPU: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

Kid: 'Mom who

Kid: 'Mom who is God?'Mom:'God is neither male nor fmale,not child,not adult,not blak not white &he loves children'Kid:'Oh! Michael Jakson!'

Teacher: Now, Johny

Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Judge to accused:

Judge to accused: Have you anything to offer before I pass sentence on you?Accused: No, Your Honour. My lawyer took my last dollar.

Hello My son

Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father

If your wife wants

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Reporter: How does

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

Why dogs don't

Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Why do bosses

Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

teachewat is the

teachewat is the relation betn earth & moon? pappu: brother-sister. teacher:how? pappu: we cal earth dharti mata & moon as chanda mama

Father: What was

Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!

Dad : Son, what

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

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