Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!

A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

There are Three Scientist Come together to Make AeroPlain 1 from U.S.A. 2 from Japan & 3 from India. The American Scientist arranged for Necessary Raw Materials Then Japanis Scientis Assembeled the Plain At Last Indian Scientis paint on the plain i.e Made in India

What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!

Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..

TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens

TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor.Actor:what if i die?director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene