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After a lengthy quarrel,
After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
  
Jan, 17 2012     171 chars (2 sms)     1211 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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