Girl: When we get

Girl: When we get
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.
  

Jan, 17 2012     222 chars (2 sms)     1375 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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