Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father

Teachewhich book is d most helpful book in ur life? : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Student:My DAD'S Cheque book!

A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.

Pappu: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Jeeto: Well, you have done the right thing. Pappu: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap

The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..

There are Three Scientist Come together to Make AeroPlain 1 from U.S.A. 2 from Japan & 3 from India. The American Scientist arranged for Necessary Raw Materials Then Japanis Scientis Assembeled the Plain At Last Indian Scientis paint on the plain i.e Made in India

Sir:G.Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,but also admitted doing it. Now,kid, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"kid:Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife

Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.

Boy: I am not rich like akash, I don't even have a big car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about akash.

Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

Sardar to Mali : Go and water the garden. Mali : It's raining outside. Sardar : Bloody don't give excuses. Take umbrella and go.