WIFE: What Should

WIFE: What Should
WIFE: What Should I Get FOR U FROM London? HUS: A BRITISH Girl! She Left Quietly. On Her Return. HUS: My Gift? WIFE: Honey,Wait For 9Month.
  

Jan, 17 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1473 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A guy told his friend, “My father’s name is laughing and my mother’s name is smiling.” So the friend asks, “Is your name kidding?” The guy says, “That’s my brother’s name and I am joking.”
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady:"Which Book Has HeLped you most in your Life?"Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!"
Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
A pregnant lady goes to one swamiji.The swami says when the baby get's delivered the baby's father will die!The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe..
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
Teen boy:Dad I want to be like Ghandhiji Dad:Good why not..!Boy:Thanx Dad so lets start with marriage as Gandhiji were married at age of 14
He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
Teacher:2rrow thr ll b a lecture on D Sun.U must all attend Raju:I'll nt b able 2 mak it Sir.Teachr:y?Raju:Mom ll nt let me go so far