Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!

Man1: I do not want to marry bcoz I m afraid of woman.Man2: Get married soon, then u'll b afraid of only 1 woman n start loving other

Q:Why most men prefer to kiss women's lips? Ans:Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman's mouth.

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married

tom enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Tom replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.

Stalking into a police station late one night, a man demands to speak to the burglar who broke into his home. "Sorry,that's against the rule," says the desk sergeant."You didn't get it," says the man."I need to know how he got in without waking my wife."

Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!

Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself