Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!

Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Boy: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…

Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"

Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day." HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one

Q: If a Devil catches your wife, what will you do? A: You can do nothing...if the devil has done the MISTAKE, he has to face the CONSEQUENCES!!

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake."

Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud

Stalking into a police station late one night, a man demands to speak to the burglar who broke into his home. "Sorry,that's against the rule," says the desk sergeant."You didn't get it," says the man."I need to know how he got in without waking my wife."