WIFE: What Should

WIFE: What Should
WIFE: What Should I Get FOR U FROM London? HUS: A BRITISH Girl! She Left Quietly. On Her Return. HUS: My Gift? WIFE: Honey,Wait For 9Month.
  

Jan, 17 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     868 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Try this ,its fun Go to msg Select New msg activate T9 (or dictionary as in your mobile) & type these keys... 4#260#2#3665#42#42#42# try now and do re....
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor" Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!
Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir