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WIFE: What Should
WIFE: What Should I Get FOR U FROM London? HUS: A BRITISH Girl! She Left Quietly. On Her Return. HUS: My Gift? WIFE: Honey,Wait For 9Month.
  
Jan, 17 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1199 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Doctor, doctor, will
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Wife: Darling today
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Teachefour beautiful ladies
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Boy- From the
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Wife:Yester-night
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