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Q. What do men
Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
  
Jan, 17 2012     88 chars (1 sms)     1067 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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TEACHER : Winnie
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Dad:Why aren't
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Son asks father
Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential? Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential
Elephant &Ant were
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A boy goes to
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Whats the height
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TEACHER== Name
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Two flies order
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Boss: Drive slow.
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Can I go to
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Every man wants
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FATHEHow r ur
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