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Why r Egyptian
Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
  
Jan, 17 2012     86 chars (1 sms)     1909 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Man: Whisper those
Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
An American couple
An American couple had a black baby,The husband did not believe that it was his baby.H-Why is the baby black?Wife-U Hot,i Hot,Baby burnt.
Wife: I hate the
Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yesterday!Husband: Why??Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today He gifted me a book"How to Cook"!!
Teacher: "Can anybody
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" jonny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."
Husband to wife
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
da cocktail party
da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."
Q: Why do brides
Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
Every man wants
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
A Gujju boy fillin
A Gujju boy fillin an application form Gets confused n asks dad:whats MOTHER TONGUE ?dad said: VERY LONG.
Husband: Today is
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
Q: If a Devil catches
Q: If a Devil catches your wife, what will you do? A: You can do nothing...if the devil has done the MISTAKE, he has to face the CONSEQUENCES!!
Tcher: How Old
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.

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