Why r Egyptian

Why r Egyptian
Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
  

Jan, 17 2012     86 chars (1 sms)     2429 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”. PAPPU : I is… TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.” PAPPU : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.
Thief : quickly hand over your purse I have a gun Lady : here take it Thief : ha! ha! no bullets in my gun. Lady : ha! ha! no money in my purse
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!
Sam to Ram:Did U kill mosquitoes?Yes.But why they still bite me at night?They must be widows of the dead ones.
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!
Lady2Doc:let my husband come inside.Doctor:Trust me,I am a Gentleman.Lady:I know,but Nurse is sitting outside &my husband is not A gentleMan
Pappu: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Jeeto: Well, you have done the right thing. Pappu: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap
A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going? I'm going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism. At night? And who will give a lecture?My wife and mother-in-law!
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."