Why r Egyptian

Why r Egyptian
Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
  

Jan, 17 2012     86 chars (1 sms)     2219 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.
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