Why r Egyptian

Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

Jan, 17 2012 86 chars (1 sms) 1543 views Jokes > English Jokes

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Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

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Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!

Man asks God: Y did u make women so beautiful? God: So that u can luv her. Man: Y did u make her so stupid? God: So that she can luv u...

In A Book Shop Prospective Husband : Do U hav a Book Called "Man, de Master of Women". SalesGirl : d fiction Dept is on d Other Side,Sir

Teacher:Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria Pappu:Here It Is Sir Teacher:Where? u Haven't Drawn Anything Pappu:Sir,Cn u See Bacteria Withot Microscop

Physics teachr saw boy slepin Askd "Telme da unit f power" Boy woke up n said-"What sir?" Teachr exclaimd"Ok Gud Sit Down!" What=WATT!

Boy Asks A Girl: Can U Dance With Me. GIRL: I Dont Dance With a Child.. BOY: Sorry, I did not Know U were Pregnant.

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