Why r Egyptian

Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

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Teacher: Sonu, your

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What do u call i

What do u call if Bill Gate's mothr gets bored.?BEAT THISAny guess?MOTHERBOARD!Gud nite

Girl: Will you love

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Height of kanjoosi:

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Sir:Can ppl

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Boy- From the

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TEACHER== Name

TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens

Man asks God:

Man asks God: Y did u make women so beautiful? God: So that u can luv her. Man: Y did u make her so stupid? God: So that she can luv u...

I went to see the

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

Why do bosses

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Gal: Do u have

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