Why r Egyptian

Why r Egyptian
Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
  

Jan, 17 2012     86 chars (1 sms)     1885 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth
What is D diff. betwn a Secretary&a Personal Secretary? Secretary says,"Good Morning Sir"&Personal Secretary says,"Oh my God!Its morninG sir.
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
Pappu: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Jeeto: Well, you have done the right thing. Pappu: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap
Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down
A guy told his friend, “My father’s name is laughing and my mother’s name is smiling.” So the friend asks, “Is your name kidding?” The guy says, “That’s my brother’s name and I am joking.”
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."
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A pathan want 2 commit suicide, When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend
Hus: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It is Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE: No darling, its : With Idiot For Ever
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, "I'm getting married. I'm tired of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear." The other one says, "I'm getting divorced for the same reasons."