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Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

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Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !

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Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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Sir:B quiet boys!I hav a bad headache Sdent:Why dont u do wot mum Does whn she has a headache?Sir:Whats tht?Sdent:She sends us out to paly

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

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