Why r Egyptian

Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

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Police to a drunkard: Where are you going? Man: To listen to a lecture on the ill effects of drinking, on health. Pol: Who'll lecture at Midnite? Man:My wife,.

Physics teachr saw

Physics teachr saw boy slepin Askd "Telme da unit f power" Boy woke up n said-"What sir?" Teachr exclaimd"Ok Gud Sit Down!" What=WATT!

WIFE : " I wish I

WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day." HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one

Commerce professor

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

Height of kanjoosi:

Height of kanjoosi: A Sindhi's house has caught Fire & he is giving Missed Calls to the Fire Station..!

Men who have

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

A woman was sitting

A woman was sitting at a bar when a man approached her and said, Hi, sweetie! Want a little company? Woman: Why? Do u have one to sell???

What does Santa

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Do you want to

Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud

“Me sick, no

“Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

What do u call i

What do u call if Bill Gate's mothr gets bored.?BEAT THISAny guess?MOTHERBOARD!Gud nite

What's the quietest

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

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