Man to Doc:Is

Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind

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A heart Melting

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A lady had 8 sons

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Teacher:I wish

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Can I go to

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Boy:My Gf broke

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Man runs home

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History Teacher : From

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Hello My son

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Whats the height

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Wife was teaching

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A new Boy joins

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