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Man to Doc:Is
Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind
  

Jan, 17 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     1078 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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An AMERICAN couple on african safari. Suddenly a huge lion springs up n seizes d wife wit its giant jaws.. Wife: "Shoot!, shoot for Christ's sake!" Hus: "I can't! I hav run out of film."
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
Dost Ko Dost ka Ishara yad Reheta he Hr Dost Ko Apna Dostana Yad Reheta he Kuch pal Sachhe dost k Sath to Gujaro Wo Afsana Maut tak YaaD Reheta he
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake."
A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.
Rampa: what is the cost of hair cut?BarbeRs 20Rampa: Then what is the cost of shaving?BarbeRs 10Rampa: Oh! Ok please Shave my head
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
Son: Mummy, dad is very honest... Mummy: How can u say that..? Son: Simple... He closes one eye whenever he sees any lady passing by...!
A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.
Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!