Man to Doc:Is

Man to Doc:Is
Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind
  

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What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.
Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.
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What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..
What is D diff. betwn a Secretary&a Personal Secretary? Secretary says,"Good Morning Sir"&Personal Secretary says,"Oh my God!Its morninG sir.
Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?" Student:"Brotherly love
Doc & engg loved d same girl. Engg before going out of station for a week gave 7 apples to the girl. Why? B'coz an apple a day keeps doctor away
Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
Elephant &Ant were walking on a bridgeThen D elephant lookd down 2the river Sudenly ant Bited D elephant.Why?Bcoz ants wife was bathing in D river.