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Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind
  
Jan, 17 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     1236 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Dad:Why aren't
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Boy: Mummy, if
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