Man to Doc:Is

Man to Doc:Is
Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind
  

Jan, 17 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     1751 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
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