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Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind
  
Jan, 17 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     971 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Dad : Son, what
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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU
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Sir:Tom,wot wud
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Girl to her boyfriend:
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An American couple
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Teacher:"Now,
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A little kid asks
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A drunk was
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Honey, when we
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Santa's wife dies.
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously... Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again
Teen boy:Dad I
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