Man to Doc:Is

Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind

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Teacher:Draw A

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TeacheHarbhajan is

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Boy: I am not

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Can I go to

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Principal 2 students

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A Gujju boy fillin

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“Me sick, no

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