Man to Doc:Is

Man to Doc:Is
Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind
  

Jan, 17 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     1550 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! PAPPU: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Boy & girl in restaurant.Boy-i love U..Girl-i dont love U..Boy-think again?Girl-i told u NOBoy-waiter,bring seperate bills.Girl-i love u too..
TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens
Hus: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It is Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE: No darling, its : With Idiot For Ever
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going? I'm going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism. At night? And who will give a lecture?My wife and mother-in-law!