Man to Doc:Is

Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind

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College Joke of the

College Joke of the year:Lecture"Ur head is full of cow dung.."Student: "Oh, that's why, u eat my head everyday."-

Q:Define a true

Q:Define a true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole is using his ears & not his eyes.

LAST NIGHT SHE

LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY BED,LAYED ON MY BODY,TOOK LIQUID FROM MY BODY AND GOT SATISFACTION .SHE WAS A MOSQUITO

Movie director

Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor.Actor:what if i die?director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene

Why r Egyptian

Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

Boy friend is

Boy friend is fun & husband is gun boy friend is light of moon & husband is month of june boy friend is tooty fruity & husband is qismat phooti

Why dogs don't

Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Height of technical

Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!

Do you want to

Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud

Why do bosses

Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

A father to his

A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.

A drunk was

A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began, "You ve been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed." When do we get started?"…

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