There are Three Scientist Come together to Make AeroPlain 1 from U.S.A. 2 from Japan & 3 from India. The American Scientist arranged for Necessary Raw Materials Then Japanis Scientis Assembeled the Plain At Last Indian Scientis paint on the plain i.e Made in India

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Hus: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It is Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE: No darling, its : With Idiot For Ever

Teacher : Peter,why are you late for school again? PeteWell, Miss,I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

Somu:2day my pocket got picked but my wif saved me raj:Did she catch d thief? Somu:No man!She often removes most of d cash frm my Pocket

Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"

Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!

Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!

Teacher:2rrow thr ll b a lecture on D Sun.U must all attend Raju:I'll nt b able 2 mak it Sir.Teachr:y?Raju:Mom ll nt let me go so far

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.