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Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind
  
Jan, 17 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     1369 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A woman was sitting
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I bought my wife
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TeacheHow come you
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A company held a
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Q: Why did the
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2 sardar soldiers
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