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A Student goes
A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..! Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back.
  
Jan, 17 2012     111 chars (1 sms)     954 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A boy goes to
A boy goes to see a cabare dance.His mom gets angry & asks him:Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?Boy:Yes,I saw DAD
Thief : quickly hand
Thief : quickly hand over your purse I have a gun Lady : here take it Thief : ha! ha! no bullets in my gun. Lady : ha! ha! no money in my purse
What is the height of mixed
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
Commerce professor
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
Doc & engg loved
Doc & engg loved d same girl. Engg before going out of station for a week gave 7 apples to the girl. Why? B'coz an apple a day keeps doctor away
Hello My son
Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father
I bought my wife
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake."
Teen boy:Dad I
Teen boy:Dad I want to be like Ghandhiji Dad:Good why not..!Boy:Thanx Dad so lets start with marriage as Gandhiji were married at age of 14
Boy- From the
Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.
Q:Why most men
Q:Why most men prefer to kiss women's lips? Ans:Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman's mouth.
Two friends, who
Two friends, who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street. "Who are you working for now?" asked the first. "Same people," answered the other. "My wife and four children."
“Me sick, no
“Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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