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What did Tarzan say
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
  
Jan, 17 2012     80 chars (1 sms)     1114 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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History TeacheFrom
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Q: Why are husbands
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Teacher : If u have
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A pregnant lady
A pregnant lady goes to one swamiji.The swami says when the baby get's delivered the baby's father will die!The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe..
Tcher: 3 grls are
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Frnd1: u have
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I bought my wife
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I asked my wife,
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Lady2Doc:let
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Man:I'm looking
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Husband says"When
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Wife was teaching
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