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What did Tarzan say
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
  
Jan, 17 2012     80 chars (1 sms)     1194 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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I bought my wife
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Raj: Meet my
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Gal: Do u have
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