Doctor to lady:

Doctor to lady:
Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.
  

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College Joke of the year:Lecture"Ur head is full of cow dung.."Student: "Oh, that's why, u eat my head everyday."-
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake."
judge-what you do? prisnor-This & that judge-where you live? prisnor-here&there judge(to policeman)-Arrest him. prisnor-when i will come out judge-sooner&later
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
humne suna hai ishq mein ratoin ki neend udda jati hai plzzzzzzz koi humse bhi ishq karo hume ratoin ko neend bahut aati hai.
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
TeacheHarbhajan is male or female? Student: Female. TeacheHow? Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"
A woman was sitting at a bar when a man approached her and said, Hi, sweetie! Want a little company? Woman: Why? Do u have one to sell???
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth