Doctor to lady:

Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.

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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

A boy saw a Beautiful Gal. He went & kissed her... GAL : "Stupid...! What're U doing...??" boy : "B Com final year...And U ??"

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..

What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes

Boy Asks A Girl: Can U Dance With Me. GIRL: I Dont Dance With a Child.. BOY: Sorry, I did not Know U were Pregnant.

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Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

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