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Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.
  
Jan, 17 2012     87 chars (1 sms)     1225 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Dad : Son, what
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Sir:Can ppl
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Teacher:2rrow thr
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If your wife wants
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
Boy friend is
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Q: If a Devil catches
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What do u call i
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Boss: Drive slow.
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Can I go to
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School girl : I
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Boy Asks A Girl:
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Teacher: Johny,
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