Doctor to lady:

Doctor to lady:
Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.
  

Jan, 17 2012     87 chars (1 sms)     1779 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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