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Dad:Why aren't
Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth
  
Jan, 17 2012     119 chars (1 sms)     999 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Elephant &Ant were
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Whats the height
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What's the quietest
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Man Conducting Marketing
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when u kiss an
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Wife: Why are
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
First Lady-"If
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Doctor to lady:
Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.
TEACHER : What a pair
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! PAPPU: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.
Teacher:The best
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TeacheHarbhajan is
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Driver:is der no
Driver:is der no tree on dis road?Passengr:Sir,u r so great,I lik ur social mind.Drivr:Stupid,bus's brake has failed

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