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Dad:Why aren't
Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth
  
Jan, 17 2012     119 chars (1 sms)     1271 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Principal 2 students
Principal 2 students:U people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.Students:Impossible sir!College is only for 6 hours!
Man:I'm looking
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Why r Egyptian
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Sam to Ram:Did
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A lady gave an
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Husband:You know
Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!
Author: "I'm convinced
Author: "I'm convinced that the publishers have a conspiracy against me." Friend: "What makes you think so?" Author: "Ten of them have refused the same story."
Wife: Darling today
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Men who have
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Boy Asks A Girl:
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