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Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth

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Man-i want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me for six months now! Judge-better think it over! Wives like that are hard 2 get!

Q:There is always a sign board'DRIVE SLOWLY' near school,bt never near girls college.Why? Ans:BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW!

Teacher : If u have 12 chocolates u gv 5 to Leena,3 to Tina,4 to Meena, den what wil u get? Student: 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS

What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Man asks God: Y did u make women so beautiful? God: So that u can luv her. Man: Y did u make her so stupid? God: So that she can luv u...

Frnd1: u have married with 1 of the twin sisters, how do u recognize ur wife? Frnd2: why should I ? : )

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

A company held a contest for kids with the theme: "The nicest thing My Father Ever Did For Me." One kid answered "He married my mother."

Sardar to Mali : Go and water the garden. Mali : It's raining outside. Sardar : Bloody don't give excuses. Take umbrella and go.

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