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Dad:Why aren't
Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth
  
Jan, 17 2012     119 chars (1 sms)     1695 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Sir:Can ppl
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Q: If a Devil catches
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A girl comes late
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In A Book Shop
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Man-i want a divorce
Man-i want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me for six months now! Judge-better think it over! Wives like that are hard 2 get!
Patient: Doctor,
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What did Tarzan say
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Q:Define a true
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A girl wearing
A girl wearing very short skirt.A boy asks he Won't yr mom tell anythng abt yr dress?Girl replied: My mom will b very angry..bcoz I'm wearing her dress.
Dad : Son, what
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Teacher:What was
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Teacher : If u have
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