Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!

Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

santa was looking very sad."Wats d matter,Srdarji?" "I lent Rs. 5Lac to a friend for plastic surgery. Now I dnt know how he looks.."

Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!

Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!

Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

Lady:Is this my train Station Master:No,it belongs to the Railway Company L:Don't try to be funny I mean to ask if I can take this train to Delhi SM:No Madam,Im afraid its too heavy

*A young accountant stayed late at the office day after day. Finally, the boss called him in and asked for an explanation. "Well, you see sir," he stammered, "my wife works, too-- and if I get home before she does, I have to cook the dinner."

TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!

Driver:is der no tree on dis road?Passengr:Sir,u r so great,I lik ur social mind.Drivr:Stupid,bus's brake has failed

Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.