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Dad:Why aren't
Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth
  
Jan, 17 2012     119 chars (1 sms)     1359 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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T'CHER:What do
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What is the next
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Reporter: How does
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What is D diff.
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Teacher: "Can anybody
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Man to Doc:Is
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Teacher : Which is
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Man: God, how
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Two Cockroach were
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Boy: I am not
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