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Dad:Why aren't
Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth
  
Jan, 17 2012     119 chars (1 sms)     1428 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Judge to accused:
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WIFE : " I wish I
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A girl wearing
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Husband: Today is
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Dad: if u Pass i
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judge-what you
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“Me sick, no
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