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Dad:Why aren't
Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth
  
Jan, 17 2012     119 chars (1 sms)     1642 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Author: "I'm convinced
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Mr. Verma got the
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Son asks father
Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential? Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential
Santa's wife dies.
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously... Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again
Why do elephants
Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything
Technical question:
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Teen boy:Dad I
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Q: If a devil
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There was this lover
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
I asked my wife,
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

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