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What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

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Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.

Driver:is der no tree on dis road?Passengr:Sir,u r so great,I lik ur social mind.Drivr:Stupid,bus's brake has failed

Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.

Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up? Waiter: I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Man-i want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me for six months now! Judge-better think it over! Wives like that are hard 2 get!

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

Boy Asks A Girl: Can U Dance With Me. GIRL: I Dont Dance With a Child.. BOY: Sorry, I did not Know U were Pregnant.

Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.

What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise

Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

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