What does Santa

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Jan, 17 2012 100 chars (1 sms) 1016 views Jokes > English Jokes

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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth

What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

First Lady-"If you dont love your husband why dont you divorce him???"2nd Lady-Oh I hate him so much that I dont want to see him haappy

Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

Boy: Y did Gandhiji have no hair on his head? TeacheIts sign of inteligence Boy: Now i undrstand y girls have so long hair!...

A girl comes late to class.TeacheY r u late?Girl: One boy was following me.T: So what?Girl: The boy was walking slowly.

Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open

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