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Doctor implants New
Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     1439 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q: If a Devil catches
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Wife: u know,
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Husband:You know
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A company held a
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A lady had 8 sons
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College Joke of the
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First Lady-"If
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