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Q:There is always a sign board'DRIVE SLOWLY' near school,bt never near girls college.Why? Ans:BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW!
  

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Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
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A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.