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Q:There is always a sign board'DRIVE SLOWLY' near school,bt never near girls college.Why? Ans:BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW!
  
Jan, 17 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1189 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What is D diff.
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Why do u take
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Movie director:in
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Principal 2 students
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Man calls mental
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