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Q:There is always a sign board'DRIVE SLOWLY' near school,bt never near girls college.Why? Ans:BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW!
  
Jan, 17 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1051 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Principal 2 students
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In A Book Shop
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Tcher: How Old
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Height of technical
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Husband: Today is
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Teachefour beautiful ladies
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da cocktail party
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If your wife wants
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