Man Conducting Marketing

Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady:"Which Book Has HeLped you most in your Life?"Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!"

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Teen boy:Dad I

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Sir:Can ppl

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What does Santa

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Q: If a Devil catches

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Q:There is always

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A boy saw a

A boy saw a Beautiful Gal. He went & kissed her... GAL : "Stupid...! What're U doing...??" boy : "B Com final year...And U ??"

Sir:G.Washington

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Why does history

Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !

He said... Do

He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!

Boy & girl in

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