Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind

History TeacheFrom where to where did the mughals rule?Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential? Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential

Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---

Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father

What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!

indian- i have 4 sister n 3 brothers what abt u? American-i hav no sis or no bro but i hav 4 moms frm 1st dad n 5 dads frm my 1st mom

Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station. "What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks Banta. "Don’t worry about it," says Santa. "We’ll just lie and tell them we only found two."

Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud