Man Conducting Marketing

Man Conducting Marketing
Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady:"Which Book Has HeLped you most in your Life?"Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!"
  

Jan, 17 2012     123 chars (1 sms)     981 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? TeacheLittle Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
A boy goes to see a cabare dance.His mom gets angry & asks him:Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?Boy:Yes,I saw DAD
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.
Wife:Wherever we keep d money, our son steals it.I don't know what to do about itHus: Keep it in his ENGINEERING books. He'l never touch.
TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?” PAPPU : “Because George still had the axe in his hand?”
A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.
Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy