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Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady:"Which Book Has HeLped you most in your Life?"Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!"
  
Jan, 17 2012     123 chars (1 sms)     1042 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A sardar was
A sardar was always teasing his wife "Teen bachon ki maa". One day she got angry & teased him back "ek bache ka baap
Lady2Doc:let
Lady2Doc:let my husband come inside.Doctor:Trust me,I am a Gentleman.Lady:I know,but Nurse is sitting outside &my husband is not A gentleMan
Teacher:"Now,
Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?" Student:"Brotherly love
A lady had 8 sons
A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.
Boy: Y did Gandhiji
Boy: Y did Gandhiji have no hair on his head? TeacheIts sign of inteligence Boy: Now i undrstand y girls have so long hair!...
Father: What was
Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
Tcher: 3 grls are
Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!
A girl phoned
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Patient: Doctor,
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, you stupid bastard!
Mr.bean said to
Mr.bean said to his GirlFriend"I luv u"& fell down. Again Told"I luv u"&fell down.Girl: y u r doing like this? Mr.bean: I am falling in love
I bought my wife
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake."
“Me sick, no
“Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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