Man Conducting Marketing

Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady:"Which Book Has HeLped you most in your Life?"Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!"

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College Joke of the

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Young Son: Is it

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What is the height of mixed

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Whats the height

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Question Girl :

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