Husband to wife

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

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Q. What do men

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TEACHER : Winnie

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Sir:B quiet boys

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Teache Give An

Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Boy: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…

Man:I'm looking

Man:I'm looking for a book-"How to control ur wife"...Salesman:Sorry, we Don't Sell Fiction

Teacher:The best

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A Grl & a Boy

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Why do bosses

Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

Lady1:"What do

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Why do elephants

Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything

FathWhich r d 2

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