A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” said the desk sergeant. “No, no, no!”, said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father

What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes

Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!

DAD TO SON: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger. son: I START CLEANING TOILET DAD: how does that satisfies u? SON:i clean with ur tooth brush

Man: God, how long is a million years to you? God: A second. Man: How much is $ 1 Million to you? God: A cent. Man: Can I borrow a cent? God: Wait a second. =)

when u kiss an american girl she says kiss me hard,when u kiss a british girl she say kiss me slow,but when u kiss an indian girl she says kisay nu na dasi

Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!

Raj: Meet my wife Divya. Ajay: Oh, I know her... Raj: How? Ajay: We had been sleeping together. Raj: What the Hell? Ajay: 10 years ago, in our History classes..