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Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
  
Jan, 17 2012     106 chars (1 sms)     2514 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why do u take
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Tcher: How Old
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Frnd1: u have
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What do u call i
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Girl to her boyfriend:
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
FathWhich r d 2
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A pregnant lady
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