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Sam to Ram:Did
Sam to Ram:Did U kill mosquitoes?Yes.But why they still bite me at night?They must be widows of the dead ones.
  
Jan, 17 2012     110 chars (1 sms)     1052 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher: Sonu, your
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Q:Why most men
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Principal 2 students
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Doctor to lady:
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Two beggars met.
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There was this lover
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Gal: Do u have
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Girl to her boyfriend:
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Q: Why are husbands
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Q. What do men
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Wife:Wherever we
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