Sam to Ram:Did

Sam to Ram:Did U kill mosquitoes?Yes.But why they still bite me at night?They must be widows of the dead ones.

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Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.

humne suna hai ishq

humne suna hai ishq mein ratoin ki neend udda jati hai plzzzzzzz koi humse bhi ishq karo hume ratoin ko neend bahut aati hai.

Doctor to lady:

Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.

Husband:You know

Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!

Boy: I am not

Boy: I am not rich like akash, I don't even have a big car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about akash.

Principal 2 students

Principal 2 students:U people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.Students:Impossible sir!College is only for 6 hours!

Teacher:The best

Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---

Q: Why did the

Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

Men who have

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

A heart Melting

A heart Melting luv story.Girl:I Cant Marry U, my family members refused.Boy: Who r dey 2 Stop Our luv?Girl: "My husbnd & 3 CHILDREN"!

Technical question:

Technical question: Where u can find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where WOMENgoes there MANgoes

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