Boy:My Gf broke

Boy:My Gf broke
Boy:My Gf broke up wth me & sent me d Kissng pics of her & her new Bf Frnd: Oh.its 2 bad Boy: Ya I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad
  

Jan, 17 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1098 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up from the table and said, "I have to go back to the office. I forgot to lock the safe!" "What are you worried about?" the other said. "We're both here."
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, you stupid bastard!
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
A girl wearing very short skirt.A boy asks he Won't yr mom tell anythng abt yr dress?Girl replied: My mom will b very angry..bcoz I'm wearing her dress.
Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!
Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yesterday!Husband: Why??Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today He gifted me a book"How to Cook"!!
Try this ,its fun Go to msg Select New msg activate T9 (or dictionary as in your mobile) & type these keys... 4#260#2#3665#42#42#42# try now and do re....
He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
A woman was sitting at a bar when a man approached her and said, Hi, sweetie! Want a little company? Woman: Why? Do u have one to sell???
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.