Boy:My Gf broke

Boy:My Gf broke up wth me & sent me d Kissng pics of her & her new Bf Frnd: Oh.its 2 bad Boy: Ya I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad

Jan, 17 2012 139 chars (1 sms) 873 views Jokes > English Jokes

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T'CHER:What do

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Wife: u know,

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Wife: Darling today

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Driver:is der no

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What is D diff.

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Lady sitting on

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TEACHER : PAPPU, give

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Teacher: pappu, name

Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!

young girl praying:

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A new Boy joins

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Dost Ko Dost

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Boy:My Gf broke

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