Boy:My Gf broke

Boy:My Gf broke up wth me & sent me d Kissng pics of her & her new Bf Frnd: Oh.its 2 bad Boy: Ya I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad

Jan, 17 2012 139 chars (1 sms) 1105 views Jokes > English Jokes

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TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens

Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

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Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!

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