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Boy:My Gf broke
Boy:My Gf broke up wth me & sent me d Kissng pics of her & her new Bf Frnd: Oh.its 2 bad Boy: Ya I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad
  
Jan, 17 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1323 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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