Tcher: How Old

Tcher: How Old
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
  

Jan, 17 2012     122 chars (1 sms)     975 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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