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Tcher: How Old
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
  
Jan, 17 2012     122 chars (1 sms)     1616 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Wife: u know,
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A boy goes to
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Frnd1: u have
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He said... Do
He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
Teacher : Peter,why
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Teacher:The best
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A girl comes late
A girl comes late to class.TeacheY r u late?Girl: One boy was following me.T: So what?Girl: The boy was walking slowly.
Q: If a devil
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
Hus: Do you know
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The definition of
The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..
Teacher: Sonu, your
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A man phones a
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