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Tcher: How Old
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
  
Jan, 17 2012     122 chars (1 sms)     2329 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why r Egyptian
Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
Wife:Wherever we
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When I was young
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1st thief:Oh !
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A pathan want 2
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Boy Asks A Girl:
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Lady1:"What do
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Husband 1: Why
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
Teacher:2rrow thr
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Author: "I'm convinced
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Teacher:I wish
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
Q:Define a true
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