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Tcher: How Old
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
  
Jan, 17 2012     122 chars (1 sms)     1217 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher: Sonu, your
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Boy Asks A Girl:
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One day a man
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A woman was sitting
A woman was sitting at a bar when a man approached her and said, Hi, sweetie! Want a little company? Woman: Why? Do u have one to sell???
A father to his
A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.
Wife:Honey wht
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Husband 1: Why
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
Q:Why most men
Q:Why most men prefer to kiss women's lips? Ans:Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman's mouth.
Boy: Y did Gandhiji
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Why do elephants
Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything
Dad:Why aren't
Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth

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