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Tcher: How Old
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
  
Jan, 17 2012     122 chars (1 sms)     950 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Author: "I'm convinced
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Teacher: Now, Johny
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WIFE : " I wish I
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Man1: I do not
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A pathan want 2
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Tcher: 3 grls are
Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!
He said... Do
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give
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young girl praying:
young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married
Lady1:"What do
Lady1:"What do u think bout husbands?" Lady2:"They r like OWLS..!" Lady1:"How?"Lady2:"They see good things in their wives only in the night.
Lady sitting on
Lady sitting on a park bench.Beggar:Hi darling.!shall v have some fun ?lady angrily:How dare U ?Beggar:Then What r U doin on my bed ?
Teacher: Sonu, your
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