Two beggars met.

Two beggars met.
Two beggars met. Two software engineers met. Both asked the same question to each other. Guess What 'So? Which platform are u working on?
  

Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1128 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
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