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Two beggars met.
Two beggars met. Two software engineers met. Both asked the same question to each other. Guess What 'So? Which platform are u working on?
  
Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1003 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Son asks father
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Can I go to
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Commerce professor
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PAPPU : Daddy,
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Q: If a devil
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Principal 2 students
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Hus: Do you know
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Man calls mental
Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27. Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty. Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.!
Author: "I'm convinced
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Judge to accused:
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