Every man wants

Every man wants
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
  

Jan, 17 2012     120 chars (1 sms)     2087 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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TeacheHow come you do not comb your hair? Boy: No comb, Sir. TeacheUse your dad's then. Boy: No hair, Sir.
Teacher : If u have 12 chocolates u gv 5 to Leena,3 to Tina,4 to Meena, den what wil u get? Student: 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS
Author: "I'm convinced that the publishers have a conspiracy against me." Friend: "What makes you think so?" Author: "Ten of them have refused the same story."
A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.
Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!
Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!
In A Book Shop Prospective Husband : Do U hav a Book Called "Man, de Master of Women". SalesGirl : d fiction Dept is on d Other Side,Sir
Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud
Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.
Man: God, how long is a million years to you? God: A second. Man: How much is $ 1 Million to you? God: A cent. Man: Can I borrow a cent? God: Wait a second. =)