Every man wants

Every man wants
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
  

Jan, 17 2012     120 chars (1 sms)     1618 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
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Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!