Every man wants

Every man wants
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
  

Jan, 17 2012     120 chars (1 sms)     1027 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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