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Every man wants
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
  
Jan, 17 2012     120 chars (1 sms)     2317 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Thief : quickly hand
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DAD TO SON: When
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Sir:Can ppl
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Devdas’s matrimonial
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Teache Give An
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Husband 1: Why
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Reporter: How does
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A pregnant lady
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