Every man wants

Every man wants
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
  

Jan, 17 2012     120 chars (1 sms)     1143 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Devdas’s matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No bar! Luks no bar! Caste No Bar! But gal’s father shoul have his own Bar.
Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Sir:G.Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,but also admitted doing it. Now,kid, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"kid:Because George still had the axe in his hand.
Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!
Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud
Boy friend is fun & husband is gun boy friend is light of moon & husband is month of june boy friend is tooty fruity & husband is qismat phooti
LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY BED,LAYED ON MY BODY,TOOK LIQUID FROM MY BODY AND GOT SATISFACTION .SHE WAS A MOSQUITO
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife