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Every man wants
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
  
Jan, 17 2012     120 chars (1 sms)     1323 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What's the quietest
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Question Girl :
Question Girl : Do you love me ? Boy : Yes Dear Girl : Would you die for me ? Boy : No, mine is undying love!
WIFE: What Should
WIFE: What Should I Get FOR U FROM London? HUS: A BRITISH Girl! She Left Quietly. On Her Return. HUS: My Gift? WIFE: Honey,Wait For 9Month.
Two beggars met.
Two beggars met. Two software engineers met. Both asked the same question to each other. Guess What 'So? Which platform are u working on?
Man1: I do not
Man1: I do not want to marry bcoz I m afraid of woman.Man2: Get married soon, then u'll b afraid of only 1 woman n start loving other
Q:Define a true
Q:Define a true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole is using his ears & not his eyes.
Man receives telegram:
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Teacher:What was
Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down
Every man wants
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
da cocktail party
da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."
Husband says"When
Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife replied"What makes you think I'd want another man like you?!!!".
Boy: Mummy, if
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..

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