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Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won't work, one of them to scream "Wouuuu-Wouuuuu" and the other - "Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red.."
  
Jan, 17 2012     171 chars (2 sms)     860 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What did one magnet
What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
I asked my wife,
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
Man runs home
Man runs home shouting pack your bags honey, i just won 10 million in lottery. wife: Do i pack for beach or Resort ? Man : Who cares? just pack and get lost.
Wife going to Wife
Wife going to Wife returns. Husband:-where is my gift? Wife:-wait 4 9months. London. Wife:-Do u want anything from England? Husband:-ya... English girl.
Doc & engg loved
Doc & engg loved d same girl. Engg before going out of station for a week gave 7 apples to the girl. Why? B'coz an apple a day keeps doctor away
Boss: Drive slow.
Boss: Drive slow. Driver: But sir, u said you want to reach the hospital fast. Boss: Yes, but not as a patient..
Why there are
Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won't work, one of them to scream "Wouuuu-Wouuuuu" and the other - "Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red.."
Q:Why most men
Q:Why most men prefer to kiss women's lips? Ans:Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman's mouth.
Doctor to lady:
Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.
Q: Why do brides
Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
Two beggars met.
Two beggars met. Two software engineers met. Both asked the same question to each other. Guess What 'So? Which platform are u working on?
santa was looking
santa was looking very sad."Wats d matter,Srdarji?" "I lent Rs. 5Lac to a friend for plastic surgery. Now I dnt know how he looks.."

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