TEACHER : PAPPU, give

TEACHER : PAPPU, give
TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”. PAPPU : I is… TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.” PAPPU : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
  

Jan, 17 2012     169 chars (2 sms)     801 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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