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Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---

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Dost Ko Dost ka Ishara yad Reheta he Hr Dost Ko Apna Dostana Yad Reheta he Kuch pal Sachhe dost k Sath to Gujaro Wo Afsana Maut tak YaaD Reheta he

Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---

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