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Jan, 17 2012     94 chars (1 sms)     998 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
Girl: Do U love me?Boy:'Ofcourse darling i do. Girl:Wil U luv me after marriage also? Boy:Tht depends on ur husband. If he allows Me 2 luv u.
He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
Raj: Meet my wife Divya. Ajay: Oh, I know her... Raj: How? Ajay: We had been sleeping together. Raj: What the Hell? Ajay: 10 years ago, in our History classes..
Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness
Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
Teacher : If u have 12 chocolates u gv 5 to Leena,3 to Tina,4 to Meena, den what wil u get? Student: 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS