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Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---
  
Jan, 17 2012     94 chars (1 sms)     1180 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Son: Mummy, dad
Son: Mummy, dad is very honest... Mummy: How can u say that..? Son: Simple... He closes one eye whenever he sees any lady passing by...!
Mr A: my wife
Mr A: my wife kisses me every night when I get home. Mr B: mine too, but only 2 c if I have been drinking.
What does Santa
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
He said... Do
He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
Boy:My Gf broke
Boy:My Gf broke up wth me & sent me d Kissng pics of her & her new Bf Frnd: Oh.its 2 bad Boy: Ya I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad
santa was looking
santa was looking very sad."Wats d matter,Srdarji?" "I lent Rs. 5Lac to a friend for plastic surgery. Now I dnt know how he looks.."
Man runs home
Man runs home shouting pack your bags honey, i just won 10 million in lottery. wife: Do i pack for beach or Resort ? Man : Who cares? just pack and get lost.
A pregnant lady
A pregnant lady goes to one swamiji.The swami says when the baby get's delivered the baby's father will die!The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe..
Devdas’s matrimonial
Devdas’s matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No bar! Luks no bar! Caste No Bar! But gal’s father shoul have his own Bar.
Dad : Son, what
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Why do elephants
Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything
TeacheHow come you
TeacheHow come you do not comb your hair? Boy: No comb, Sir. TeacheUse your dad's then. Boy: No hair, Sir.

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