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Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---
  

Jan, 17 2012     94 chars (1 sms)     887 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..! Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back.
Frnd1: u have married with 1 of the twin sisters, how do u recognize ur wife? Frnd2: why should I ? : )
Mr A: my wife kisses me every night when I get home. Mr B: mine too, but only 2 c if I have been drinking.
Never Explain Yourself to Anyone Because The person Who Likes U Doesnt Need It. And The Person Who Dislikes U Wont belive it....!!
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"
A Gujju boy fillin an application form Gets confused n asks dad:whats MOTHER TONGUE ?dad said: VERY LONG.
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.
Teacher : If u have 12 chocolates u gv 5 to Leena,3 to Tina,4 to Meena, den what wil u get? Student: 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS